The scene: At a club in Hollywood on Friday night
The parties involved: Me and the washroom attendant in the ladies' room
Washroom attendant (while checking out my outfit): Oh, honey, aren't you cold?"
Note: Hey. I'm at a club in Hollywood. When in Rome, do as the Romans do, right?
Me: Oh, don't worry. I'll warm up once I start dancing.
Washroom attendant: Oh, are you one of our new girls?
Me (confused): New girls,...? Huh?
Washroom attendant: One of our new girls. One of our new dancers. I haven't met you yet.
Me: Oh! Ha ha ha ha....No, I'm not one of the "new girls." I meant, "once I start dancing out there, on the dance floor, I'll warm up. On the dance floor."
Washroom attendant: Oh, you're not one of our new girls? I was going to say, I haven't met you yet.
Is it wrong that I am taking as a compliment the fact that I was mistaken to be a go-go dancer? :-D
